Am I Smart?

Am I smart, let me count the ways!
Two days ago, Nanay Bing prepared leche flan.
This is my favorite.
While eating supper, Nanay Bing gave me about a platelet size leche flan.
Of course I was so happy to have it.
While eating, Nanay Bing asked me where to go with?
Would it be with Tatay Mel?
Then out of the blue, I asked Tatay Mel: do you know how to cook?
Everybody just laughed.
Tatay Mel said that he knows how to cook rice and boil eggs.
Two nights ago, while we were taking our supper, and we talked about eggs.
This is also one of my favorite foods.
Tatay Mel asked me if dogs lay eggs.
I said no, only birds lay eggs.
How about people, do they lay eggs? Tatay Mel asked me.
I said, "only birds, I said!"
But Tatay Mel said, some fish also lay eggs and so are the crocodiles.
Thank you Tatay Mel, I said.